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Conversations with my cat

*lying on his back, legs in the air, head back, purring* “You sure are enjoying this.” *continues to rub tummy, rub back, scratch ears* *PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* “hee-hee. This is putting you in a good mood.” *Turns...

December 14, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“What are you looking at?” *staring at the ceiling* “What?” *looks* “What are you looking at?” *staring up* “What?” “You’re looking at something – what is it?” *staring*...

December 13, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

*home from work, opens door* “Food. Now.” “I haven’t even walked-” “Food. Now.” “Can I at least-” “WHAT PART OF ‘FOOD NOW’ ARE YOU NOT...

December 12, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“Okay – I found your collar but I don’t see your tag anywhere.” “Good luck finding it! I’m not wearing your slave tag anymore! I’m not your slave!” “It’s in case you get out or lost. It...

December 11, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“Holy crap – you’re naked!” *stretched out on the couch* “Yeah? So what?” *rolls onto his back* “Dude! Why? Why? Why? Why would you do that? No one wants to see that!” “Quit being such a...

December 10, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“Hey! What’s that?” “Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. You won’t- HEY GET OFF!” “GIMME GIMME GIMME!” “It’s oatmeal and raisins! You won’t eat it!” “I JUST WANT TO SMELL IT –...

December 9, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

*sitting on me* “You know, when there’s no sunbeam around, you’re a decent heat source.” “You know, my legs are falling-” “Don’t move.” “Seriously, I can’t feel my feet.”...

December 8, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“So, I’ve been thinking-OH MY GOD – MILK! YOU HAVE MILK?! GIMME GIMME GIMME!” “What? No – get off!” *bounce onto couch* “GIMME GIMME GIMME!” “Stop it!” *starts climbing me*...

December 7, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“You know, these dishes won’t do themselves. You’re home all day, you -could- lend a paw.” “I don’t -do- water. It’s gross.” “Right, but being sprawled on the couch, legs in the air why you...

December 6, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

Conversations with my cat

“Hey – you know, you could pull your weight a little bit around here. How about folding that laundry for me?” “OR, I could just curl up on your warm, fresh from the dryer laundry and you can go screw yourself.”...

December 5, 2009 Patrick Hester cat, funny, humor, Life 0 Comments

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