Conversations with my cat
*lying on his back, legs in the air, head back, purring* “You sure are enjoying this.” *continues to rub tummy, rub back, scratch ears* *PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* “hee-hee. This is putting you in a good mood.” *Turns...
*lying on his back, legs in the air, head back, purring* “You sure are enjoying this.” *continues to rub tummy, rub back, scratch ears* *PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* “hee-hee. This is putting you in a good mood.” *Turns...
“What are you looking at?” *staring at the ceiling* “What?” *looks* “What are you looking at?” *staring up* “What?” “You’re looking at something – what is it?” *staring*...
*home from work, opens door* “Food. Now.” “I haven’t even walked-” “Food. Now.” “Can I at least-” “WHAT PART OF ‘FOOD NOW’ ARE YOU NOT...
“Okay – I found your collar but I don’t see your tag anywhere.” “Good luck finding it! I’m not wearing your slave tag anymore! I’m not your slave!” “It’s in case you get out or lost. It...
“Holy crap – you’re naked!” *stretched out on the couch* “Yeah? So what?” *rolls onto his back* “Dude! Why? Why? Why? Why would you do that? No one wants to see that!” “Quit being such a...
“Hey! What’s that?” “Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. You won’t- HEY GET OFF!” “GIMME GIMME GIMME!” “It’s oatmeal and raisins! You won’t eat it!” “I JUST WANT TO SMELL IT –...
*sitting on me* “You know, when there’s no sunbeam around, you’re a decent heat source.” “You know, my legs are falling-” “Don’t move.” “Seriously, I can’t feel my feet.”...
“So, I’ve been thinking-OH MY GOD – MILK! YOU HAVE MILK?! GIMME GIMME GIMME!” “What? No – get off!” *bounce onto couch* “GIMME GIMME GIMME!” “Stop it!” *starts climbing me*...
“You know, these dishes won’t do themselves. You’re home all day, you -could- lend a paw.” “I don’t -do- water. It’s gross.” “Right, but being sprawled on the couch, legs in the air why you...
“Hey – you know, you could pull your weight a little bit around here. How about folding that laundry for me?” “OR, I could just curl up on your warm, fresh from the dryer laundry and you can go screw yourself.”...
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