Conversations with my cat
“HOLY FUCK!” “um…” ‘WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?” “I… uh… Well, I went to a movie…” “A MOVIE? A -MOVIE-?! AND WHAT – LEFT ME HERE ALL ALONE ALL NIGHT?”...
Conversations with my cat
“MEOW!” *jumps* “..what the?” *groans* “It’s still dark out!” “OH HEY! You’re awake – GREAT!” “No, not great – I need to sleep.” “No, you need to feed...
Conversations with my cat
“WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!” “I bought a house and moved us.” “WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU WARN ME?” “I told you several times we were moving.” ‘WHEN?! WHEN DID YOU EVER TELL ME THAT WE...
Conversations with my cat
“MEOW!” *wakes up with a cat in his face* “Oh GOOD! You’re awake. Look, I’ve been thinking…” *groan* “What time is it?” “Time? What’s that?” “As in the digits on a...
Conversations with my cat
“Okay – tell me something…” *stretched out on the bed* “What’s that?” “How is it that you have maybe 1% of the total mass of this bed-” “Yeah?” “-and yet, when you’re...
Comic Fun Christmas
(yeah, I know it’s early. Enjoy it...
Conversations with my cat
“omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!” “What?” *runs to the backporch window sill* “omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!” “WHAT?!” “BIRDS!” *laughs* “Yeah – they come out when it’s nice...
Public Service Announcement: Traffic Lights
With the holiday season here again, and more and more people spending more and more time on the busy, bustling streets of our great cities, I’ve decided in the interest of safety and public service, that we need to talk about a few things...
Conversations with my cat
“Dude! What’s wrong?” “I hurt my back.” “Seriously? How’d you do that?” “I’m not sure. I think I twisted when I shouldn’t have. Now it hurts to breathe.” “Whoa! Dude!...
Conversations with my cat
“Who’s a kitty cat?” “Go away.” *Walks over to the window sill* “‘oos a kitty!” “I’m warning you – go away!” *scratches ears* “‘ooos a widdle kitty cat!”...
Conversations with my cat
“Your claws are getting long. You should let me trim them.” “Talons.” “What?” “Talons, not ‘claws’ and no you can’t trim them. I need them for stuff.” “Like what?”...