Conversations with my cat
*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail!” *ears twitch* “No, it’s not.” *flicks tail* *grabs tail again* “My tail.” *ears twitch, lie flat briefly* “No. It’s not.” *flicks tail* *Grabs tail*...
Conversations with my cat
“Hey. hey, you. Wake up.” *paw in the face* “Mrrmmble…” *snore* “Hey. Wake up. Come on.” *paw in the face* “Whu?*” *bleary eyed stare at clock* “It’s 5 am.”...
Conversations with my cat
*in bed, reading a book. Cat hops up, walks onto the book and plops down.* “…um.” “Yo. Wassup?” “Well, I was reading a book.” “Really? That’s interesting. You do interesting things.”...
Podcast: Episode 11
#11 In this weeks ATFMB podcast, I talk about scifi television, including the renewal of Fox hit Fringe for a 3rd season, Chuck’s ratings win that might mean a 4th season and how i09 has a list of 25 books Hollywood should be making movies...
10 things that suck about crutches
This week, in honor of the fact that I have been on crutches since Saturday (due to a severe sprain of my left ankle), I thought I’d do something different from a Caption Fun Comic. So, I present to you: 10 things that suck about crutches!...
Conversations with my cat
*Silently, the jungle Panther stalks across the bed, hunting the unknown. Focused, attentive, nothing gets past his watchful eye. He pauses, sniffing the blanket before him and the gentle slope rising and falling just a step or two away. Could...
Conversations with my cat
*pretends to be asleep, opens one eye, rolls eye around – no sign of cat. Slips out of bed as quietly as possible, pauses, listening. No cat. Slips into hallway, quietly moves down the stairs, slowly inches closer to the basement door...
Conversations with my cat
“You know, we have an odd relationship.” “…who’re you again?” “I feed you. I clean up your poop. I make sure you have fresh water in your dish.” “is this going somewhere? I have...
The Hallmark Religion
I once participated in the planned creation of a new religion. When I was living in Chattanooga, TN, I worked for a corporation called Gemline. Sadly, that company is no more (it was a great / fun place to work overall). Anyway, almost every...
Return of the Podcast: Episode 9
I said I’d do it, I warned you – you didn’t listen, did you? Well, now it’s TOO LATE! THE RETURN OF THE PODCAST IS HERE! Episode 9 of the All Things From My Brain Podcast is here. In this weeks massive, DOUBLE SIZED...
Conversations with my cat
*sneaks into the living room looking for the cat. finds him sound asleep in his bed. Pauses, listening to the gentle snore, then sneaks out of the living room. Retrieves fresh laundry from the dryer, places it on the bed. Listens – no...