Conversations with my cat
Shadow: “I’m telling you – we have to do something!” Me: “About?” “THE MONSTER IN THE HOUSE? Where the hell have you been?” “I don’t think he’s the monster you think he is. Have...
Conversations with my cat
“I can’t believe you brought a MONSTER into my house?” “Technically, he’s not a monster and it’s not your house, it’s m-” “Without even asking me?!” *paces back and forth on the...
Conversations with my cat
a short time ago in a house not so far away from here… “Well. It’s about fucking time. Where have you been?” “I have been to the Stupid Friends Guild – remember them? They used to take care of you-”...
Random thoughts for June 29, 2010
/begin random thoughts The balance between work and not work is always a tricky one. You have to work in order to succeed (sorry if I just burst a bubble there for you – it really is true. Promise). You have to enjoy your work or you...
Conversations with my cat
“Hi!” *groan* “…aw, come on. What time is it?” “I don’t know – listen, I need you to do something for me.” “No! The sun isn’t up yet! That means I’m supposed to be sleeping...
Conversations with my cat
*barf* “AWWWWW! DUDE! ON THE CARPET?! WHY?” “I didn’t want to get it on the wood floor – that would be gross! Now, clean it up. I’m gonna go nap in a sunbeam.” “. ...
Conversations with my cat
“Hey! The closet door is closed. I need to get in there.” “The closet door is closed because SOMEONE keeps going in there, trying to climb as high as possible, and knocking shit over. Not to mention he uses my clothes as a sort...
Conversations with my cat
*last night* “…look, I know we talk about a lot of stuff, but I have to say – this is the weirdest thing you have ever, ever done.” *muffled noises* “What?” *muffled noises* “What?!” *muffled...
Conversations with my cat
“Hey! Where’s my water?” “I have to clean it. I don’t understand how it gets so… slimy, week to week. It’s gross.” “I want water.” “I know – give me a sec, almost done. ...
Conversations with my cat
5:45 am. *purr* *CHOMP!* “OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! OW!” “What’s wrong?” “DID YOU JUST BITE MY NOSE?!” “Pffft! That doesn’t sound like something I would do.” “OH MY GOD YOU DID –...
Conversations with my cat
5:30 am. *purrrrr* *groan – looks at the clock* “Oh, gadz – are we doing this again?” “Doing what?” *purrrr* “You haven’t woken me up at 5:30 am in a month or more.” “I don’t know...
Conversations with my cat
*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail!” *ears twitch* “No, it’s not.” *flicks tail* *grabs tail again* “My tail.” *ears twitch, lie flat briefly* “No. It’s not.” *flicks tail* *Grabs tail*...