July 22, 2013 Patrick Hester excuses, humor, list, Skyrim, top 10, Writing 0 Comments 10. ARCHER MARATHON ON NETFLIX! 9. Papercut on my finger 8. Twitter 7. Facebook 6. I have to poop 5. Fruit basket 4. The laptop is over THERE while I am over HERE 3. Something to do with astrology 2. Bruce Boxleitner 1. Skyrim Make Me Famous:FacebookTwitterMoreEmailPrintTumblrPinterestLinkedInReddit Tags: excuses, humor, list, Skyrim, top 10, Writing About Patrick Hester Patrick Hester is a two-time Hugo Award winner, the author of INTO THE FIRE, book 1 of an urban fantasy series set in Denver, producer, host and co-founder of The Functional Nerds podcast, and the former host and producer of the SF Signal podcast.