Random Thoughts for Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

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The Supernatural Favorite Quotes Of Dean Winchester Edition

Dean Winchester:

“Well, if it’s isn’t the Ghost of  Christmas Screw You.”

“You stink like sex.”

“Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.”

“What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with “Shut up, Sam”?”

“Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or doglike. There’s 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don’t know what this is.” “You mean Carly’s MySpace address?” “Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?”

“I’m gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I’ve ever said.”

“It’s like we got a contract on us. You think it’s ’cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ’cause it’s we’re so awesome.”

“House rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”

“Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. I’m going to Hell. Again.”

“That fabric softener teddy bear… Oh want to hunt that little bitch down.”

“Look at me, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right?  You know bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off angled fingers from all the breaks, I mean my hide is as smooth as a baby bottom, which leads me to conclude, sadly,… that my virginity is intact.”

“Oh, I’m sure he has, its just your standard haunted campus, alien abduction, alligator in a sewer gig.”

“Is that Gandhi?” “Yeah.” “Dude is squirrely.”

“Dude, I full on Swayze-d that mother.”

“Dear Castiel, who art maybe running his ass away from Heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. Breaker… breaker.”

“They were grabby incandescent douche bags.”

“Holy! UFO! UFO!” “Whoah, dude, stop yelling. I didn’t catch that last part.” “Close encounter! Close encounter!” “Close encounter? What kind, first, second?” “They’re after me!” “Third kind already? You better run man. I think the third kind’s a butt thing.” “Empathy, Sam! Empathy!”

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