Shadow the cat: Where have you been?
Work. I go to work five days a week at the same time every day. You know this!
So you say – how do I know you aren’t off playing with some other cat, huh?
There are no other cats in my life. Well, except Dakota of course.
. . . Yeah, he’s shifty. I can tell.
How?
His butt smells shifty.
I’m glad there was an ‘f’ in there. So, you smell his butt?
Well, yeah – I mean, he’s scary and all but a butt is a butt – you gotta sniff a butt.
That is so gross.
I’m smelling yours right now.
You’re a foot away!
Dude, that really says more about you than it does about me.
. . .
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“I’m glad there was an ‘f’ in there” just made this whole post! 😀
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