“I’m home!”
Shadow: “What?”
“I’m home! I’ve been gone since Thursday. *looks around* The house doesn’t look too bad.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m going back to sleep now.”
“…fine. Be that way. Sheesh.”
*3 am*
“Hey! You’re back!” *paw in the face* “Hey! Let’s play! Come on! What’s the matter with you? Hello?”
“…uhhh”
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My cat: “People are home! Yay! I’ve been alone all day!”
Stay-at-home husband: “Gee, thanks.”
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