*barf*
“AWWWWW! DUDE! ON THE CARPET?! WHY?”
“I didn’t want to get it on the wood floor – that would be gross! Now, clean it up. I’m gonna go nap in a sunbeam.”
“. . .”
*barf*
“AWWWWW! DUDE! ON THE CARPET?! WHY?”
“I didn’t want to get it on the wood floor – that would be gross! Now, clean it up. I’m gonna go nap in a sunbeam.”
“. . .”
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