“Hey! The closet door is closed. I need to get in there.”

“The closet door is closed because SOMEONE keeps going in there, trying to climb as high as possible, and knocking shit over. Not to mention he uses my clothes as a sort of ladder for claws, so I have all these little holes in my shirts.”

“Well. if you open the closet door, I’ll protect your clothes from that asshole!”

“. . .”