*last night*

“…look, I know we talk about a lot of stuff, but I have to say – this is the weirdest thing you have ever, ever done.”

*muffled noises*

“What?”

*muffled noises*

“What?!”

*muffled noises*

*Pulls covers back on bed to reveal the cat curled up by his feet*

“I SAID IT’S DAMNED COLD SO SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!”

“…oh, okay.”

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