“Hey! Where’s my water?”
“I have to clean it. I don’t understand how it gets so… slimy, week to week. It’s gross.”
“I want water.”
“I know – give me a sec, almost done. Getting it nice and clean for you.”
“But, I want water now.”
“I know! I’m almost done.”
“But, ‘almost’ isn’t ‘now’. I want water now.”
“Just another second, need to dry it off and fill it up.”
“But, I want it now.”
“All right, all right! Geez!” *dries it off, fills it with clean water, sets it down*
*sniffs* “Eh. I’ll have some later.”
“But, you said you wanted it now!”
“That was before. You took to long. You should try harder.”
*wets fingers* “…boy, have I got some water for you!” *flicks*
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Sounds like my cat.
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