'The Bird'

5:45 am.

*purr* *CHOMP!*

“OW!  WHAT THE FUCK?! OW!”

“What’s wrong?”

“DID YOU JUST BITE MY NOSE?!”

“Pffft!  That doesn’t sound like something I would do.”

“OH MY GOD YOU DID – YOU BIT MY FUCKING NOSE!  OH MY GOD!”

“You are so totally overreacting!”

“HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REACT TO BEING WOKEN UP BY HAVING YOUR NOSE BITTEN?!”

“Well, now that you’re up we could play.  The bird’s in the other room looking like it’s planning something…  We should get on that…”

“. . .”