5:30 am.


*groan – looks at the clock* “Oh, gadz – are we doing this again?”

“Doing what?” *purrrr*

“You haven’t woken me up at 5:30 am in a month or more.”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“The time?  It’s 5:30 am!  Morning!  When normal people are sleep?”

“Oh.  Cat’s don’t have the same linear understanding of time as humans do.  To us, time simply is.  It is neither an event nor a thing, and thus is not itself measurable nor can it be traveled.”

“. . .”

“…so, can we play now?”  *purrrrrr*