*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail!”

*ears twitch* “No, it’s not.” *flicks tail*

*grabs tail again* “My tail.”

*ears twitch, lie flat briefly* “No.  It’s not.” *flicks tail*

*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail.”

“RAWR!” *flips, spins, attacks, claws and teeth*

“Okay, okay – it’s your tail!  Sheesh!”

*Ears flat, eyes slits* “Damn right it’s MY tail…” *curls tail up under him*