“C’mere, I wanna show you something…”

“What? No. Leave me alone. Loser. Put me down!”

“I think you’ll like this…”

“Hey – get your hands off me! I said no! No means no! RAPE!”

“Calm down… You’re really going to like this…” *picks up the dish scrubber and dislodges a moth from the wall who flies erratically around the kitchen light*

*jaw drops* “HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO PLAY WITH IT GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!” *scrambles out of hold and jumps onto kitchen counter, proceeds to chase moth around, knocking over glasses, paper plates, spice jars, crashes into bread box…*

“….uh, shit. I think I see the flaw in my plan.”