Conversations with my cat

*staring in the corner*

“What’cha lookin at?”

“shhhh.” *staring*

“What is it?”

“shhhh.” *staring*

*moves closer* “What do you see?”

*sits up* “Great! Just great! It got away!” *stalks away*

*staring in the corner* “…what got away? WHAT THE HELL GOT AWAY?!?!?!?!”