*hops up onto the desk, stands in front of the keyboard* “Hello!”
“…um, hi. Can you move? I’m trying to write.”
“Sure!” *doesn’t move*
“Um…”
*sits down, tail on the spacebar causing the cursor to race across the screen*
“Ack! I said move!”
“I did move! Sitting is moving!”
“Your tail is on the spacebar!”
“Oh! Sorry!” *turns in a tight circle, sits back down, tail back on the spacebar and some other keys, causing the computer to start making ‘BUH!’ noises*
“Hey! Stop that!”
“Stop what? I’m just sitting.”
*picks him up and moves him off the keyboard and onto the floor* “There! That’s better.”
*jumps BACK up onto the desk and stands in front of the keyboard* “Now would be a great time to play, don’t you think?”
*sigh* “You’re not going to leave me alone, are you? Fine. Let’s go.” *gets up, walks down the stairs and into the living room, cat behind him all the way. Stoops, picks up a cat toy and starts to wave it around*
*passes right by cat toy, hops up onto window sill and stares out*
“…um what are you doing?”
“Huh? Oh – watching outside.”
“I thought you wanted to play?”
“That’s okay – you play. I’ll join you later. Maybe.”
“. . .”