“Holy crap – you’re naked!”

*stretched out on the couch* “Yeah? So what?” *rolls onto his back*

“Dude! Why? Why? Why? Why would you do that? No one wants to see that!”

“Quit being such a prude.”

“Where is your collar?”

“Ditched it. Now I’m all naturale!”

“Oh that’s just gross. I’m gonna find your collar.”

“Good luck with that.” *yawns*