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Conversations with my Cat

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Shadow the Cat: We never talk anymore. Me: We talk all the time! It doesn’t feel like it.  I mean, I talk, but do you listen? To be fair, I’m usually asleep. You’re awake now. Yes, but I don’t want…

Conversations with my cat

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Me: “So.” Shadow the Cat: “So.” Uh… this- Yeah.  Yeah. I mean, as ideas go- Oh, I know.  I get it now. Awkward. In a word. I can’t believe you- Hey! Spur of the moment idea!  It sounded good in…

Conversations With My Cat

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Shadow the cat: Wow. I just- Wow. I know, right? I don’t know what to say. Take your time.  Take your time.  Drink it all in. It’s bigger than last year. Yeah.  Yeah it is. …and so sparkly. Yeah. I…

Conversations with my cat

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Shadow the Cat: Hey! Let’s- Hey let’s play with the bird! ..what?  That’s- Come on!  Let’s play with the bird! …ok, I guess.  Yeah… Let’s do this!  Let’s play with the bird! I… Ok. Do you have the bird? What? …

Conversations with my cat

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*3 am* Shadow: Hey. Hey, you! Wake up! …mrr? Wake up! I have something important to tell you! ..wha? *looks at clock* Oh for Godsake… Hey, listen – I think you’re in danger… *looks at the cat*  We are not…

Conversations with my cat

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“I’m home!” Shadow: “What?” “I’m home! I’ve been gone since Thursday. *looks around* The house doesn’t look too bad.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m going back to sleep now.” “…fine. Be that way. Sheesh.” *3 am* “Hey!…

Conversations with my cat

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Shadow: “Wait – what are you doing?” Me: “Packing.” “Pack- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! ARE WE MOVING AGAIN?!” “What?  No.  We’re not moving again.” “Well good.  The last time we did that, you brought that monster-“ “His name is ‘Dakota’…