Random Thoughts for Thursday, February 2nd, 2012 /begin Random Thoughts The Supernatural Favorite Quotes Of Dean Winchester Edition Dean Winchester: “Well, if it’s isn’t the Ghost of Christmas Screw You.” “You stink like sex.” “Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.” “What do you want me to do, Sam,...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, January 26th, 2012 /begin random thoughts I went and got a haircut this week. I was overdue. The lady said, “I see in your notes that you like a scissor clip.” (wait – they have notes on me? So, the friggin hair cut place HAS NOTES ON ME? DOES EVERYONE...
Random thoughts for Thursday, January 12th, 2012 /begin random thoughts It’s depressing to ask the question, “Whatever happened to…” that actor/actress/kid who starred in that movie/tv show you used to love only to find out the answer is: Drugs, alcohol and porn. * * * Can you imagine being a ‘Picaso’ and not having...
Random Thoughts for Friday, January 6th, 2012 /begin random thoughts A random list of people who annoy me. * * * People who answer the phone by saying their name. As a question. *ring-ring* “John Smith?” * * * The person driving 35 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. * * * The person...
Random Thoughts for Friday, December 30th 2011 /begin random thoughts I wonder why the sky is blue. I wonder why the grass is green. But most of all I wonder why, no one stops to notice these things. * * * If I had a hammer, I’d try to trade it for something with...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 15th, 2011 /begin random thoughts Our whole Universe was in a hot, dense, state… * * * “I never thought that words like ‘product’, would ever leave my lips…” * * * Those might be related. * * * I can’t decide which is the worst Christmas song of...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 1st, 2011 /begin random thoughts I KEEP FORGETTING TO FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS ON MY TIVO! AUGH! * * * Huh. I broke 1300 followers on Twitter. Cool. * * * I hate chewey chicken. Makes me think it isn’t cooked well. * * * My mom asked...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, November 17th, 2011 /begin random thoughts “Oh my god! What are you doing?” “What? Oh! Nothing! I swear!” “Is that…? OH GOD, OH GOD IT IS!” “No, no – honey, you’ve got this all wrong.” “On the laptop that our children use? How could you?” “Look, it’s not what you...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, November 10th, 2011 /begin random thoughts *overheard while walking past a drive thru* “Yes, I’d like two of the number threes to go please.” Um… * * * I like hot coffee. I like iced coffee. I like those little Frappucinno’s you get at the store. But I do not...
Random thoughts for Thursday, November 3rd, 2011 /begin Random Thoughts It’s like that moment on your birthday where you’re surrounded by all of your friends, a giant birthday cake on the table before you, covered in bright candles and everyone is telling you to ‘make a wish’ and all you can think is, “Oh,...
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Patrick Hester is an author, blogger and podcasting dude who lives in Colorado with two cats, Dakota and Shadow, who make sure he gets little sleep and always remembers who is really in charge. He writes science fiction and fantasy (mostly)...[click to read more]
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