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Random thoughts for Thursday, April 24th, 2014 /begin random thoughts If you’ve never played World of Warcraft, you probably don’t know what it means when I say /(something)… hrmmm * * * What if we are alone in the universe?...
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Random thoughts for Tuesday, November 12th, 2013 /Begin random thoughts How come Marty’s dad never recognized him once he was all grown up in Back to the Future? Did he, but just didn’t say anything? Marty wasn’t the oldest, so did he suspect his...
A Random Thought: Your Fucking Blinker Is On
I’ve been driving behind you on the highway for seven miles now. Ever since you changed lanes and got in front of me. Your fucking blinker is still on. I wish that cars had intercoms so I could tell you. Or that I could just throw...
A random thought: Parking Garage
The parking lot is dark and foreboding. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s something to do with going from open space to reinforced concrete structure where the outside world can only be glimpsed in the far distance, or through cracks...
A random thought: Snow
This is from the last big snow here in town. I was walking to my car across a parking lot lightly dusted with snow. By the time I get to work in the morning, half the lot is usually full, but by the time I leave, mine is one of a half dozen cars...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, May 14th, 2013
RANDOM THOUGHTS! OMG! /begin random thoughts ….have you ever seen someone who looks perfectly healthy park their car, which has a handicap icon on it somewhere (license plate/mirror), in the handicap spot and then walk into where ever it is...
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Random Thoughts for Friday, December 21st, 2012 /brt …wait, are we still here? * * * Why do microwaves have popcorn buttons when microwave popcorn packages say ‘don’t use the popcorn button’? (Yes, I asked this on Twitter)...
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Random Thoughts for Wednesday, November 14th, 2012 /brt I want egg salad. * * * “…and you are?” “Bond. James Bond.” “The secret agent?” “uh…” “Cuz there’s a secret agent...
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Random thoughts for Thursday, October the 25th, 2012. /brt When I was a kid, my mom used to leave a radio on in my room playing ‘easy listening’. Whenever the song Copacabana came on, I’d have nightmares. * * * Snow! * * *...
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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, September 18th, 2012 /brt I met a person who didn’t know anything about Roswell, Project Bluebook or any of that kind of UFO stuff and I thought to myself, “How odd!” Later, I thought, “Wait...
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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 28th, 2o12 /brt …no one will see me if I… (they totally will see you) * * * I need a fan in the basement. Oh, hey! My old desk fan. This’ll work. Huh. Kinda dirty / dusty. No way really...
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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 /brt I’m worried about Siri. I mean, think of what could happen if Siri fell into the wrong hands! * * * *On Apokolips* “…Siri?” “Yes, Lord Darkseid?” “Tell...