RANDOM THOUGHTS! OMG! /begin random thoughts ….have you ever seen someone who looks perfectly healthy park their car, which has a handicap icon on it somewhere (license plate/mirror), in the handicap spot and then walk into where ever it is without any issues whatsoever? This always makes me pause. I really want to go...
Random Thoughts for Friday, December 21st, 2012 /brt …wait, are we still here? * * * Why do microwaves have popcorn buttons when microwave popcorn packages say ‘don’t use the popcorn button’? (Yes, I asked this on Twitter) * * * Which timezones were the Mayans in? You know, just in case… * *...
Random Thoughts for Wednesday, November 14th, 2012 /brt I want egg salad. * * * “…and you are?” “Bond. James Bond.” “The secret agent?” “uh…” “Cuz there’s a secret agent named James Bond who tells everyone his name. He’s really famous. For telling people his name. And being a secret agent.” “uh…” * *...
Random thoughts for Thursday, October the 25th, 2012. /brt When I was a kid, my mom used to leave a radio on in my room playing ‘easy listening’. Whenever the song Copacabana came on, I’d have nightmares. * * * Snow! * * * “Sherlock!” “Elementary!” “House.” * * * Her name was Lola, she...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, September 18th, 2012 /brt I met a person who didn’t know anything about Roswell, Project Bluebook or any of that kind of UFO stuff and I thought to myself, “How odd!” Later, I thought, “Wait – what if I’m the odd one for knowing about that stuff and they’re normal...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 28th, 2o12 /brt …no one will see me if I… (they totally will see you) * * * I need a fan in the basement. Oh, hey! My old desk fan. This’ll work. Huh. Kinda dirty / dusty. No way really to clean the blades… Ah, it’ll be fine…...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 /brt I’m worried about Siri. I mean, think of what could happen if Siri fell into the wrong hands! * * * *On Apokolips* “…Siri?” “Yes, Lord Darkseid?” “Tell me about… the Anti-Life Equation…” * * * *in the Nevada desert* “Siri? I need to find the...
Random thoughts for Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 /brt If I become a famous author & you guys want to give me stuff at a con, remember: Transformers, not GoBots. I don’t want a repeat of Xmas ’84. * * * “Merry Christmas!” “WOOHOO!” *opens present* “What’s this?” “What you asked for!” “…a GoBot?” “The...
Random thoughts for Tuesday, July 24th, 2012 /brt Most men will flush the toilet before going to the bathroom, then try to race the flush. I like to add a second level of intensity by putting something in the microwave… * * * Something to consider… “What happened here, sir?” “Well, officer, someone stole...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, July 27th, 2012 /brt Seems like only erectile dysfunction ads outnumber political ads on tv. 2 ways to say we’re obsessed with dicks? * * * I need another bookshelf. I have one, but I’d have to put it together. * * * Remember when you were a kid, and...
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Patrick Hester is an author, blogger and Hugo Nominated Podcast Producer/Host who lives in Colorado and writes science fiction and fantasy (mostly)...[click to read more]
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