Asshole-ery

Asshole-ery

Several people have told me I need to be more confident and assertive. When I hear this, my brain goes to ‘you need to be an asshole’. I know the two are not the same, yet in my personal life, I have had them overlap thanks to certain...

Undercooked Fries

Undercooked Fries

Don’t you hate it when you buy French Fries, and you get a lot that are undercooked, and some that are way overcooked? And then it becomes a metaphor for the rest of your week? Everything is either underformed, or completely overdone. Blargh. I’m...