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This week, in honor of the fact that I have been on crutches since Saturday (due to a severe sprain of my left ankle), I thought I’d do something different from a Caption Fun Comic. So, I present to you: 10 things that suck about crutches! Stairs might as well be mountains! Make me famous:
            Well. Some of you who haven’t known me very long, are completely unaware of my ability to hurt myself. We’ve sort of touched on the fact that I am a FANTASTIC QC type person for software. Heck, I’ve broken things that people said were unbrokable. But I am also quite adept at finding myself at an ER [...] Make me famous:
*Silently, the jungle Panther stalks across the bed, hunting the unknown. Focused, attentive, nothing gets past his watchful eye. He pauses, sniffing the blanket before him and the gentle slope rising and falling just a step or two away. Could there be some fouls beast waiting, just on the other side? Could this be the [...] Make me famous:
*pretends to be asleep, opens one eye, rolls eye around – no sign of cat. Slips out of bed as quietly as possible, pauses, listening. No cat. Slips into hallway, quietly moves down the stairs, slowly inches closer to the basement door – edges around, looks quickly, then ducks back, breathing rapidly but silently. Sighting [...] Make me famous:
“You know, we have an odd relationship.” “…who’re you again?” “I feed you. I clean up your poop. I make sure you have fresh water in your dish.” “is this going somewhere? I have plans…” “Yes this is going somewhere. I do all that stuff for you – what do you do for me?” “I do this.” *flips over, stretching [...] Make me famous:
I once participated in the planned creation of a new religion. When I was living in Chattanooga, TN, I worked for a corporation called Gemline. Sadly, that company is no more (it was a great / fun place to work overall). Anyway, almost every day, I had lunch with my friend Todd. Among the plentiful and [...] Make me famous:
I said I’d do it, I warned you – you didn’t listen, did you? Well, now it’s TOO LATE! THE RETURN OF THE PODCAST IS HERE! Episode 9 of the All Things From My Brain Podcast is here. In this weeks massive, DOUBLE SIZED, MAXI-PODCAST, I am joined by a special guest on his very first podcast [...] Make me famous:
*sneaks into the living room looking for the cat. finds him sound asleep in his bed. Pauses, listening to the gentle snore, then sneaks out of the living room. Retrieves fresh laundry from the dryer, places it on the bed. Listens – no noise. Pops head around corner; cat is still sleeping in his bed. [...] Make me famous:
*Hops up onto the stool, then onto the back of the stool. Gracefully moves from back to back to-stumbles, panics, tries to save himself from falling, fails, stool rocks, he falls, crashing onto the table, freaks out, scratches and slides, rocks the lamp, knocks over the iPhone radio dock, leaps to safety on the couch* “um…” ‘YOU [...] Make me famous:
“C’mere, I wanna show you something…” “What? No. Leave me alone. Loser. Put me down!” “I think you’ll like this…” “Hey – get your hands off me! I said no! No means no! RAPE!” “Calm down… You’re really going to like this…” *picks up the dish scrubber and dislodges a moth from the wall who flies erratically [...] Make me famous:
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