/begin random thoughts I wish I could better streamline my day and time. Aren’t we all about that? Getting more done, having more time, etc and so on? I find there are times when I wish my body wouldn’t betray my brain; I want to...
I cleaned out my iPhone last night, purging all music from it and starting over. I felt like I’d been in a rut musically lately and needed to change things up. It was almost a traumatic experience to hit that delete button. Part of me...
/begin random thoughts Do you remember when vans were cool? Scooby Doo rode around in one, so did the A-Team. Heck, my aunt and uncle came to town one year and had one that was really tricked out. You had the shag carpet (floor AND walls, of...
/begin random thoughts Every time I type ‘functional nerds’, I leave out the ‘c’ and have to fix it. Every time I type @johnanealio, I add an extra ‘n’ and have to fix it as well. Sometimes, I don’t catch...
Since the news that John Scalzi is now the President of the SFWA wasn’t the Top 10 list on Letterman – Travesty, right? I mean – come on Letterman! Finger on the pulse – finger ON THE PULSE! AND, since Scalzi did a top 10...
“Hi!” *groan* “…aw, come on. What time is it?” “I don’t know – listen, I need you to do something for me.” “No! The sun isn’t up yet! That means I’m supposed to be sleeping...
*barf* “AWWWWW! DUDE! ON THE CARPET?! WHY?” “I didn’t want to get it on the wood floor – that would be gross! Now, clean it up. I’m gonna go nap in a sunbeam.” “. ...
“Hey! The closet door is closed. I need to get in there.” “The closet door is closed because SOMEONE keeps going in there, trying to climb as high as possible, and knocking shit over. Not to mention he uses my clothes as a sort...
*last night* “…look, I know we talk about a lot of stuff, but I have to say – this is the weirdest thing you have ever, ever done.” *muffled noises* “What?” *muffled noises* “What?!” *muffled...
“Hey! Where’s my water?” “I have to clean it. I don’t understand how it gets so… slimy, week to week. It’s gross.” “I want water.” “I know – give me a sec, almost done. ...
5:45 am. *purr* *CHOMP!* “OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! OW!” “What’s wrong?” “DID YOU JUST BITE MY NOSE?!” “Pffft! That doesn’t sound like something I would do.” “OH MY GOD YOU DID –...
5:30 am. *purrrrr* *groan – looks at the clock* “Oh, gadz – are we doing this again?” “Doing what?” *purrrr* “You haven’t woken me up at 5:30 am in a month or more.” “I don’t know...
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