/begin random thoughts Staring at a sunbeam makes you realize – there’s a lot of crap floating around in the air… * * * The oil change light in your car is just a recommendation sort of thing, right? I mean, if you track it by...
I don’t remember when I started doing this, but it’s been years. You know how some restaurants will hand you silverware wrapped in a napkin and sealed by a small strip of paper? Well, sometime in the last ten or more years, I started...
“I’m home!” Shadow: “What?” “I’m home! I’ve been gone since Thursday. *looks around* The house doesn’t look too bad.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m...
/begin random thoughts from #WFC2010 *at the Milwaukee airport* …wait, why are they taking us outside? That’s a really small plane… Shit. * * * *Columbus* …wait a second. I have totally been in this airport before! I...
Shadow: “Wait – what are you doing?” Me: “Packing.” “Pack- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! ARE WE MOVING AGAIN?!” “What? No. We’re not moving again.” “Well good. The last time we did that...
Shadow: “You know, it’s been a while since we talked…” Me: “I know.” “Sorry… I guess, as we get older, we just sort of drift apart…” “Right…” “We should never let...
Shadow: “I’m telling you – we have to do something!” Me: “About?” “THE MONSTER IN THE HOUSE? Where the hell have you been?” “I don’t think he’s the monster you think he is. Have...
/begin random thoughts Ack! * * * I should totally get pie today… * * * That can’t be good… Look at the way it’s just hanging there… I should tell someone… * * * Notgonnasaysomethingstupid...
Today, I took the laptop to lunch to do some writing and didn’t realize that the battery was close to dead, so I wasn’t able to work on the project I’d planned to work on. When I mentioned this on Twitter, someone pointed out...
/begin random thoughts I’m number 2! As you can see in the photo, I am number 2. It’s taken me quite a long time to get here, I might add. Not all of it has been fun. But hey, what matters is that I’m here now, right? Number...
/begin random thoughts My mom accidentally locked the cats in the basement for a few hours. She went down there to look for something, didn’t realized she’d been followed, walked up the stairs, shut the door and then headed up to the...
/begin random thoughts I pitched an idea to someone and they liked it so I’ll probably start something new here shortly. More on that later… * * * Networking is important no matter what you do for a living. Meeting new people, making...
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