*jingle-jingle* Shadow the Cat: Um. What the fuck is this? Me: That would be a bell on your collar. Right. But, WHY is there a bell on my collar? Grandma thought it was cute. Grandma. *jingle* Again. *jingle* I’m telling you, *jingle* she...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 15th, 2011 /begin random thoughts Our whole Universe was in a hot, dense, state… * * * “I never thought that words like ‘product’, would ever leave my lips…” * * * Those...
Shadow the Cat: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! Me: What? What is it? IT WENT AWAY BUT NOW IT’S BACK! What’s back? I REMEMBER IT BUT IT WASN’T SO SHINY AS IT IS NOW! I am so lost here. SHINY SPARKLIE PRETTY I WANT TO EAT IT AND...
“…my name…is…UNICRON!” Okay, his name is NOT Unicron. It’s Dakota. I tend to call him ‘Bud’. It took me several tries to get this shot, because I really wanted the red-eye effect. What I got was...
Shadow the Cat: I can’t get into the closet. Me: I know. How do you know? Cuz I fixed it so you can’t get into the closet anymore. What?! WHY?! What did I eevr do to you? You got into the closet and climbed my suit to get up on the...
Cats have one major weakness: The Sunbeam. Nothing like a morning cat face, am I right? I joke about how he wakes me up every morning, which he does. But his motivation is always to get me out of the bed so he can have it to himself. Along with...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 1st, 2011 /begin random thoughts I KEEP FORGETTING TO FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS ON MY TIVO! AUGH! * * * Huh. I broke 1300 followers on Twitter. Cool. * * * I hate chewey chicken. Makes me think...
Shadow the Cat: We never talk anymore. Me: We talk all the time! It doesn’t feel like it. I mean, I talk, but do you listen? To be fair, I’m usually asleep. You’re awake now. Yes, but I don’t want to be. It’s 3 am...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, November 17th, 2011 /begin random thoughts “Oh my god! What are you doing?” “What? Oh! Nothing! I swear!” “Is that…? OH GOD, OH GOD IT IS!” “No, no – honey...
Random Thoughts for Thursday, November 10th, 2011 /begin random thoughts *overheard while walking past a drive thru* “Yes, I’d like two of the number threes to go please.” Um… * * * I like hot coffee. I like iced coffee. I like...
Random thoughts for Thursday, November 3rd, 2011 /begin Random Thoughts It’s like that moment on your birthday where you’re surrounded by all of your friends, a giant birthday cake on the table before you, covered in bright candles...
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