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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, September 18th, 2012 /brt I met a person who didn’t know anything about Roswell, Project Bluebook or any of that kind of UFO stuff and I thought to myself, “How odd!”  Later, I thought, “Wait –…

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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 28th, 2o12 /brt …no one will see me if I… (they totally will see you) * * * I need a fan in the basement.  Oh, hey! My old desk fan.  This’ll work.  Huh.  Kinda…

Wednesday Doodle

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“Where have you been?” “Out.” “Out? With those friends of yours?” “Yes.  GAWD!  Leave me alone.” “No! Let me see your hands!  Are those ink stains?  Are you drawing?!  Where did you learn to do this shit?” “I learned it…

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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 /brt I’m worried about Siri. I mean, think of what could happen if Siri fell into the wrong hands! * * * *On Apokolips* “…Siri?” “Yes, Lord Darkseid?” “Tell me about… the Anti-Life…

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At a pretty young age, I found out people would just GIVE you ‘scratch paper’.  It was like recycling, only they didn’t turn it into brown, scratchy napkins from Taco Bell.  No, this paper could be used to DRAW ON… …

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Random thoughts for Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 /brt If I become a famous author & you guys want to give me stuff at a con, remember: Transformers, not GoBots. I don’t want a repeat of Xmas ’84. * * *…

Wednesday Doodle

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When I was a boy, someone gave me crayons and some construction paper, told me to draw something, and I did.  I DIDN’T KNOW IT WOULD LEAD TO A LIFELONG HABIT! *sob!* I used to play a lot of arcade…

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Random thoughts for Tuesday, July 24th, 2012 /brt Most men will flush the toilet before going to the bathroom, then try to race the flush.  I like to add a second level of intensity by putting something in the microwave……

Wednesday Doodle

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Hi.  My name is Patrick, and I’m a chronic doodler. I tried to get help once, but they gave me some forms to fill out, and a pen…  I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF!  I drew the Joker where it said ‘Name’……