Posts Tagged ‘ humor ’

Photo Friday: Whirled Peas

February 3, 2012
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Photo Friday: Whirled Peas

In Estes Park, Colorado, there is a river walk that includes a tunnel. The entrance and exit of this tunnel are lined with ceramic tiles decorated by local school children.  This one is particularly amusing: As you can see, the kid in the middle just wants ‘Whirled Peas’. ~P Make me famous:

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Random Thoughts

February 2, 2012
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Random Thoughts for Thursday, February 2nd, 2012 /begin Random Thoughts The Supernatural Favorite Quotes Of Dean Winchester Edition Dean Winchester: “Well, if it’s isn’t the Ghost of  Christmas Screw You.” “You stink like sex.” “Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.” “What do you want me to do, Sam,...

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Conversations with my Cat

February 1, 2012
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Me: *goes to bed* Shadow the Cat: *hops up onto the bed, walks to the far corner, meows. Walks up the side of the bed to the other corner, digs around a little, meows, sits down.* Me: *rolls over* Shadow: *Walks to the foot of the bed, meows, hops over my feet, stares at...

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Random Thoughts

January 26, 2012
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Random Thoughts for Thursday, January 26th, 2012 /begin random thoughts I went and got a haircut this week. I was overdue.  The lady said, “I see in your notes that you like a scissor clip.” (wait – they have notes on me?  So, the friggin hair cut place HAS NOTES ON ME?  DOES EVERYONE...

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Random Thoughts

January 12, 2012
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Random thoughts for Thursday, January 12th, 2012 /begin random thoughts It’s depressing to ask the question, “Whatever happened to…” that actor/actress/kid who starred in that movie/tv show you used to love only to find out the answer is: Drugs, alcohol and porn. * * * Can you imagine being a ‘Picaso’ and not having...

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Random Thoughts

January 6, 2012
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Random Thoughts for Friday, January 6th, 2012 /begin random thoughts A random list of people who annoy me. * * * People who answer the phone by saying their name.  As a question. *ring-ring* “John Smith?” * * * The person driving 35 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. * * * The person...

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Random Thoughts

December 30, 2011
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Random Thoughts for Friday, December 30th 2011 /begin random thoughts I wonder why the sky is blue.  I wonder why the grass is green.  But most of all I wonder why, no one stops to notice these things. * * * If I had a hammer, I’d try to trade it for something with...

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Conversations with my Cat

December 22, 2011
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*jingle-jingle* Shadow the Cat: Um. What the fuck is this? Me: That would be a bell on your collar. Right. But, WHY is there a bell on my collar? Grandma thought it was cute. Grandma. *jingle* Again. *jingle* I’m telling you, *jingle* she *jingle* has *jingle* to *jingle* OH MY GOD GET THIS OFF...

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Random Thoughts

December 15, 2011
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Random Thoughts for Thursday, December 15th, 2011 /begin random thoughts Our whole Universe was in a hot, dense, state… * * * “I never thought that words like ‘product’, would ever leave my lips…” * * * Those might be related. * * * I can’t decide which is the worst Christmas song of...

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Conversations with my Cat

December 14, 2011
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Shadow the Cat: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! Me: What?  What is it? IT WENT AWAY BUT NOW IT’S BACK! What’s back? I REMEMBER IT BUT IT WASN’T SO SHINY AS IT IS NOW! I am so lost here. SHINY SPARKLIE PRETTY I WANT TO EAT IT AND CLIMB IT AND MAYBE DO BAD THINGS TO...

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