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Wednesday Doodle

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At a pretty young age, I found out people would just GIVE you ‘scratch paper’.  It was like recycling, only they didn’t turn it into brown, scratchy napkins from Taco Bell.  No, this paper could be used to DRAW ON… …

Random Thoughts

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Random thoughts for Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 /brt If I become a famous author & you guys want to give me stuff at a con, remember: Transformers, not GoBots. I don’t want a repeat of Xmas ’84. * * *…

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Random thoughts for Tuesday, July 24th, 2012 /brt Most men will flush the toilet before going to the bathroom, then try to race the flush.  I like to add a second level of intensity by putting something in the microwave……

Wednesday Doodle

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Hi.  My name is Patrick, and I’m a chronic doodler. I tried to get help once, but they gave me some forms to fill out, and a pen…  I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF!  I drew the Joker where it said ‘Name’……

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Random Thoughts for Thursday, July 5th, 2012 The Return of Random Thoughts!  How long will it last? Nobody knows! /begin random thoughts I am amused that people still, to this day, build websites that ‘require’ Internet Explorer. * * *…

Conversations with my Cat

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Shadow the Cat: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU?! Me: I’m in here. Shadow: *scratch-scratch* WHY IS THIS DOOR CLOSED? Me: I’m busy. Shadow: LET ME IN! Me: No.  I’m in the bathroom. Shadow: *scratch-scratch* COME ON! LET ME IN! Me: No!…

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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, May 8th, 2012 /begin random thoughts *sneezes* * * * “I don’t blog as often or consistently as Patrick.”  I don’t blog, really.  I sort of cheat… * * * I accidentally beat Batman: Arkham City. …

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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, April 24th, 2012 /begin random thoughts You would think the companies who make frozen pizza would sell little packages of extra toppings next to their pizzas cuz, I mean, who doesn’t add extra stuff? *adds cheese*…

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Random thoughts for Thursday, March 8th, 2012 /begin random thoughts I wonder, was there once an actual ‘Sloppy Joe’?  Like the person who invented the Sloppy Joe, or something? * * * Friday night, I was watching Fringe, and I…