“It’s Good Friday!” “Good? Man – it’s Great Friday! I have the day off!” “Right, but it’s still just Good Friday.” “You are nuts. Having Friday off makes it Great.” “No, no – see, it’s Good Friday.” “Maybe for you. You have to work.” “It doesn’t have anything to do with working or not...
Random Thoughts for Friday, December 21st, 2012 /brt …wait, are we still here? * * * Why do microwaves have popcorn buttons when microwave popcorn packages say ‘don’t use the popcorn button’? (Yes, I asked this on Twitter) * * * Which timezones were the Mayans in? You know, just in case… * *...
Random Thoughts for Wednesday, November 14th, 2012 /brt I want egg salad. * * * “…and you are?” “Bond. James Bond.” “The secret agent?” “uh…” “Cuz there’s a secret agent named James Bond who tells everyone his name. He’s really famous. For telling people his name. And being a secret agent.” “uh…” * *...
Random thoughts for Thursday, October the 25th, 2012. /brt When I was a kid, my mom used to leave a radio on in my room playing ‘easy listening’. Whenever the song Copacabana came on, I’d have nightmares. * * * Snow! * * * “Sherlock!” “Elementary!” “House.” * * * Her name was Lola, she...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 28th, 2o12 /brt …no one will see me if I… (they totally will see you) * * * I need a fan in the basement. Oh, hey! My old desk fan. This’ll work. Huh. Kinda dirty / dusty. No way really to clean the blades… Ah, it’ll be fine…...
“Where have you been?” “Out.” “Out? With those friends of yours?” “Yes. GAWD! Leave me alone.” “No! Let me see your hands! Are those ink stains? Are you drawing?! Where did you learn to do this shit?” “I learned it from watching you! You doodle on your desk calendar!” “…oh my god…” Today’s doodle...
Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 /brt I’m worried about Siri. I mean, think of what could happen if Siri fell into the wrong hands! * * * *On Apokolips* “…Siri?” “Yes, Lord Darkseid?” “Tell me about… the Anti-Life Equation…” * * * *in the Nevada desert* “Siri? I need to find the...
“Here’s some paper, draw for a little while…” and I did. I drew and I drew and now I CAN’T STOP! I HAVE PENS AND NOTE PADS EVERYWHERE! If your characters could talk, what would they say? For this guy, I think he’d say, “OMG FINISH MY HEAD!” I think I was gonna give...
At a pretty young age, I found out people would just GIVE you ‘scratch paper’. It was like recycling, only they didn’t turn it into brown, scratchy napkins from Taco Bell. No, this paper could be used to DRAW ON… FOR FREE! Sometimes, they’d even put it on the refrigerator… Posted without comment cuz...
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Patrick Hester is an author, blogger and Hugo Nominated Podcast Producer/Host who lives in Colorado and writes science fiction and fantasy (mostly)...[click to read more]
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