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Conversations with my cat

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*3 am* Shadow: Hey. Hey, you! Wake up! …mrr? Wake up! I have something important to tell you! ..wha? *looks at clock* Oh for Godsake… Hey, listen – I think you’re in danger… *looks at the cat*  We are not…

Conversations with my cat

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“I’m home!” Shadow: “What?” “I’m home! I’ve been gone since Thursday. *looks around* The house doesn’t look too bad.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m going back to sleep now.” “…fine. Be that way. Sheesh.” *3 am* “Hey!…

Conversations with my cat

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Shadow: “Wait – what are you doing?” Me: “Packing.” “Pack- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! ARE WE MOVING AGAIN?!” “What?  No.  We’re not moving again.” “Well good.  The last time we did that, you brought that monster-“ “His name is ‘Dakota’…

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Shadow: “You know, it’s been a while since we talked…” Me: “I know.” “Sorry… I guess, as we get older, we just sort of drift apart…” “Right…” “We should never let that happen.  We should make a promise right now. …

Conversations with my cat

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Shadow: “I’m telling you – we have to do something!” Me: “About?” “THE MONSTER IN THE HOUSE? Where the hell have you been?” “I don’t think he’s the monster you think he is.  Have you tried talking to him?” “You…

Conversations with my cat

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“I can’t believe you brought a MONSTER into my house?” “Technically, he’s not a monster and it’s not your house, it’s m-” “Without even asking me?!” *paces back and forth on the keyboard* “Okay, okay – it’s going to be…

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a short time ago in a house not so far away from here… “Well. It’s about fucking time. Where have you been?” “I have been to the Stupid Friends Guild – remember them? They used to take care of you-”…

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“Hi!” *groan* “…aw, come on. What time is it?” “I don’t know – listen, I need you to do something for me.” “No! The sun isn’t up yet! That means I’m supposed to be sleeping not doing stuff for you!”…

Conversations with my cat

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*barf* “AWWWWW! DUDE! ON THE CARPET?! WHY?” “I didn’t want to get it on the wood floor – that would be gross! Now, clean it up. I’m gonna go nap in a sunbeam.” “. . .”