Category: The Cat

Conversations with my Cat

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Me: *walks up the stairs. As my foot comes down on the landing, Shadow the cat races up from the bottom step and shoots between my feet to get there first* Shadow the cat: *spins and stares* Me: …ok.  *walks…

Conversations with my Cat

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Shadow the Cat: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU?! Me: I’m in here. Shadow: *scratch-scratch* WHY IS THIS DOOR CLOSED? Me: I’m busy. Shadow: LET ME IN! Me: No.  I’m in the bathroom. Shadow: *scratch-scratch* COME ON! LET ME IN! Me: No!…

Conversations with my Cat

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*jingle-jingle* Shadow the Cat: Um. What the fuck is this? Me: That would be a bell on your collar. Right. But, WHY is there a bell on my collar? Grandma thought it was cute. Grandma. *jingle* Again. *jingle* I’m telling…

Conversations with my Cat

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Shadow the Cat: OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! Me: What?  What is it? IT WENT AWAY BUT NOW IT’S BACK! What’s back? I REMEMBER IT BUT IT WASN’T SO SHINY AS IT IS NOW! I am so lost here. SHINY SPARKLIE PRETTY…

Photo Friday: Lazor Eyes

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“…my name…is…UNICRON!” Okay, his name is NOT Unicron.  It’s Dakota.  I tend to call him ‘Bud’. It took me several tries to get this shot, because I really wanted the red-eye effect.  What I got was an orangey-eye effect and…

Photo Friday: Morning Cat Face

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Cats have one major weakness: The Sunbeam. Nothing like a morning cat face, am I right? I joke about how he wakes me up every morning, which he does.  But his motivation is always to get me out of the…

Conversations with my Cat

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Shadow the Cat: We never talk anymore. Me: We talk all the time! It doesn’t feel like it.  I mean, I talk, but do you listen? To be fair, I’m usually asleep. You’re awake now. Yes, but I don’t want…

Conversations with my cat

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Me: “So.” Shadow the Cat: “So.” Uh… this- Yeah.  Yeah. I mean, as ideas go- Oh, I know.  I get it now. Awkward. In a word. I can’t believe you- Hey! Spur of the moment idea!  It sounded good in…