All Things From My Brain

*Silently, the jungle Panther stalks across the bed, hunting the unknown. Focused, attentive, nothing gets past his watchful eye. He pauses, sniffing the blanket before him and the gentle slope rising and falling just a step or two away. Could there be some fouls beast waiting, just on the other side?  Could this be the [...]

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*pretends to be asleep, opens one eye, rolls eye around – no sign of cat. Slips out of bed as quietly as possible, pauses, listening. No cat. Slips into hallway, quietly moves down the stairs, slowly inches closer to the basement door – edges around, looks quickly, then ducks back, breathing rapidly but silently.  Sighting [...]

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“You know, we have an odd relationship.”

“…who’re you again?”

“I feed you. I clean up your poop. I make sure you have fresh water in your dish.”

“is this going somewhere?  I have plans…”

“Yes this is going somewhere.  I do all that stuff for you – what do you do for me?”

“I do this.” *flips over, stretching [...]

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*sneaks into the living room looking for the cat. finds him sound asleep in his bed. Pauses, listening to the gentle snore, then sneaks out of the living room.  Retrieves fresh laundry from the dryer, places it on the bed. Listens – no noise.  Pops head around corner; cat is still sleeping in his bed.  [...]

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*Hops up onto the stool, then onto the back of the stool. Gracefully moves from back to back to-stumbles, panics, tries to save himself from falling, fails, stool rocks, he falls, crashing onto the table, freaks out, scratches and slides, rocks the lamp, knocks over the iPhone radio dock, leaps to safety on the couch*

“um…”

‘YOU [...]

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“C’mere, I wanna show you something…”

“What? No. Leave me alone. Loser. Put me down!”

“I think you’ll like this…”

“Hey – get your hands off me! I said no! No means no! RAPE!”

“Calm down… You’re really going to like this…” *picks up the dish scrubber and dislodges a moth from the wall who flies erratically [...]

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“Hey! What’s that? Is that mine? Can I have that? What is it?”

“Um… yeah, it’s yours. I guess.”

“Ooooo! What is it? Can I eat it?”

“Um… no, no you can’t eat it.. it’s.. well..”

“What?! WHAT?! LET ME SEE! …hey, that looks…”

“Yeah…”

“A NEW SLAVE COLLAR! I CAN’T BELIEVE [...]

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*staring in the corner*

“What’cha lookin at?”

“shhhh.” *staring*

“What is it?”

“shhhh.” *staring*

*moves closer* “What do you see?”

*sits up* “Great! Just great! It got away!” *stalks away*

*staring in the corner* “…what got away? WHAT THE HELL GOT AWAY?!?!?!?!”

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“I’m home!”

*stares out the window*

“Hey there! Who want’s their ears scratched?”

*stares out the window*

“Hello? Hey? Are you excited just a little bit to see me?”

*stares out the window*

“I should’ve gotten a dog. They’re happy to see you when you come home.”

*three hours later* “Oh. Hey. When did you [...]

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*hops up onto the desk, stands in front of the keyboard* “Hello!”

“…um, hi. Can you move? I’m trying to write.”

“Sure!” *doesn’t move*

“Um…”

*sits down, tail on the spacebar causing the cursor to race across the screen*

“Ack! I said move!”

“I did move! Sitting is moving!”

“Your tail is on the spacebar!”

“Oh! Sorry!” [...]

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