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Shadow: “I’m telling you – we have to do something!” Me: “About?” “THE MONSTER IN THE HOUSE? Where the hell have you been?” “I don’t think he’s the monster you think he is. Have you tried talking to him?” “You don’t talk to monsters. You slay them.” “Where did you hear that?” “Those shows you watch with the girl who goes [...] Make me famous:
             “Hi!” *groan* “…aw, come on. What time is it?” “I don’t know – listen, I need you to do something for me.” “No! The sun isn’t up yet! That means I’m supposed to be sleeping not doing stuff for you!” “Well, to be honest, it’s half for me half for you.” “No! I want to go back to sleep!” “Fine, but [...] Make me famous:
*barf* “AWWWWW! DUDE! ON THE CARPET?! WHY?” “I didn’t want to get it on the wood floor – that would be gross! Now, clean it up. I’m gonna go nap in a sunbeam.” “. . .” Make me famous: Make me famous:
“Hey! The closet door is closed. I need to get in there.” “The closet door is closed because SOMEONE keeps going in there, trying to climb as high as possible, and knocking shit over. Not to mention he uses my clothes as a sort of ladder for claws, so I have all these little holes in [...] Make me famous:
*last night* “…look, I know we talk about a lot of stuff, but I have to say – this is the weirdest thing you have ever, ever done.” *muffled noises* “What?” *muffled noises* “What?!” *muffled noises* *Pulls covers back on bed to reveal the cat curled up by his feet* “I SAID IT’S DAMNED COLD SO SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!” “…oh, okay.” Make [...] Make me famous:
“Hey! Where’s my water?” “I have to clean it. I don’t understand how it gets so… slimy, week to week. It’s gross.” “I want water.” “I know – give me a sec, almost done. Getting it nice and clean for you.” “But, I want water now.” “I know! I’m almost done.” “But, ‘almost’ isn’t ‘now’. I want water now.” “Just another second, [...] Make me famous:
'The Bird' 5:45 am. *purr* *CHOMP!* “OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! OW!” “What’s wrong?” “DID YOU JUST BITE MY NOSE?!” “Pffft! That doesn’t sound like something I would do.” “OH MY GOD YOU DID – YOU BIT MY FUCKING NOSE! OH MY GOD!” “You are so totally overreacting!” “HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO REACT TO BEING WOKEN UP BY HAVING YOUR NOSE BITTEN?!” “Well, now [...] Make me famous:
5:30 am. *purrrrr* *groan – looks at the clock* “Oh, gadz – are we doing this again?” “Doing what?” *purrrr* “You haven’t woken me up at 5:30 am in a month or more.” “I don’t know what you mean.” “The time? It’s 5:30 am! Morning! When normal people are sleep?” “Oh. Cat’s don’t have the same linear understanding of time as humans [...] Make me famous:
*Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail!” *ears twitch* “No, it’s not.” *flicks tail* *grabs tail again* “My tail.” *ears twitch, lie flat briefly* “No. It’s not.” *flicks tail* *Grabs tail* “That’s MY tail.” “RAWR!” *flips, spins, attacks, claws and teeth* “Okay, okay – it’s your tail! Sheesh!” *Ears flat, eyes slits* “Damn right it’s MY tail…” *curls tail up under him* Make me famous: Make me famous:
“Hey. hey, you. Wake up.” *paw in the face* “Mrrmmble…” *snore* “Hey. Wake up. Come on.” *paw in the face* “Whu?*” *bleary eyed stare at clock* “It’s 5 am.” “I’m out of food. I need you to feed me.” “You are not out of food. Go to sleep.” *paw* “I am totally out of food.” “You’re not going to let me sleep [...] Make me famous:
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