A Little Something Cute For You
How could I not take this photo? I mean – COME...
How could I not take this photo? I mean – COME...
Me: Hey! Milk time. Stupid: Who wants a hug? Me: No, not a hug. I said I want milk. Give me milk. Stupid: Okay, okay, I’ll give you a hug! Come here… Me: You’re not listening – I said I want milk! Hey! PUT ME DOWN! WHAT...
Stupid: Blah blah blah Me: I need your help. I was on the window sill upstairs, and saw a battalion of squirrels forming up for an attack. Where do you keep the tank? is it gassed up? Stupid: Blah blah blah Me: HEY! LISTEN! We’re about to...
Dear Whatevers, Stupid has been going on and on about the stupid words he types on the thing he keeps on his lap when he should be sitting still so I can sleep, and when he wasn’t uttering pure gibbering (which is like ALL THE FUCKING...
It’s been a week. I wanted to write this post sooner but found it too difficult. So here I am today. I want to thank everyone for their kind words and support. To the folks who say I talk too much about my cats, there are plenty of other...
On Friday, December 28th, 2012, at 4:40 pm MST, Dakota the Cat passed away. He was one of the most sweetest, gentlest and mild-tempered cats I have ever known. He never met a person he did not love. There are more photos on this Facebook page...
Today, December 7th, is my mom’s birthday, so I thought I’d offer up a couple pics. Here I am with my mom on the right, and my aunt Pat on the left: That shot was taken in Chicago just after WorldCon. (Yes, I had the hat with me...
He likes to be in high places. He also likes to sleep. A pair of tower speakers stacked with a cushion on top? Purrfect...
Me: *walks up the stairs. As my foot comes down on the landing, Shadow the cat races up from the bottom step and shoots between my feet to get there first* Shadow the cat: *spins and stares* Me: …ok. *walks up the 2nd set of stairs. As my...
Shadow the Cat: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU?! Me: I’m in here. Shadow: *scratch-scratch* WHY IS THIS DOOR CLOSED? Me: I’m busy. Shadow: LET ME IN! Me: No. I’m in the bathroom. Shadow: *scratch-scratch* COME ON! LET ME IN! Me: No! Go...
Me: *goes to bed* Shadow the Cat: *hops up onto the bed, walks to the far corner, meows. Walks up the side of the bed to the other corner, digs around a little, meows, sits down.* Me: *rolls over* Shadow: *Walks to the foot of the bed, meows...
*jingle-jingle* Shadow the Cat: Um. What the fuck is this? Me: That would be a bell on your collar. Right. But, WHY is there a bell on my collar? Grandma thought it was cute. Grandma. *jingle* Again. *jingle* I’m telling you, *jingle* she...
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