Unofficial Description: I gave up after 28 mins. Seriously, this one is far too slow a burn for me. The mystery wasn’t compelling enough to keep me hooked and I ended up turning it off. The premise should be compelling, so I’m not...
Unofficial Description: The 60’s Batman television show has a warm place in my heart – but I can’t watch it anymore. Having said that, I think this animated movie is an extremely clever and successful way to recapture the spirit...
Unofficial Description: I like a good action flick – this qualifies. If you needed more evidence that Jason Momoa is a bad-ass – here ya go. Action flicks have evolved through the decades, but the core is still the same for most of...
Unofficial Description: It continues to surprise me how DC can manage to make some fairly fantastic animated movies, and fail miserably with live action movies. This is no exception. Set (I believe) in the animated universe that began with the...
Unofficial Description: 21 mins. That’s as far as I got. At this point, I accept it – I am not the audience for these movies. Obviously there are people out there who enjoy the Transformers movies quite a lot – they make tons of...
Unofficial Description: Well. I love Bruce Lee. Excited to have a new movie about his early days. Wish they would’ve made that movie instead of this one. I mean, who sits down and says, “I know! Let’s do a movie about Bruce Lee...
Unofficial Description: Well. This was way better than I had expected it to be. Like – way, way better. I was impressed. I missed the Power Rangers mania that swept this country back in the day. Never got into the show. But I was aware of...
Unofficial Description: In a world where we don’t really need any more reboots, comes a reboot of the stupidest show ever made that totally conquered the world… I’m gonna admit – I never watched Baywatch on television. I...
Official Description: Wow. This just blew me away when I caught it on Netflix. I remember liking the movie “Man on the Moon” with Jim Carrey playing Andy Kaufman, but I had no idea how much he’d gone down the rabbit hole...
Unofficial Description: What The Fuck? There’s all these stories about the offices of National Lampoon or Saturday Night Live, where the writers and actors would do massive amounts of drugs while drinking enough alcohol to bring an elephant...
Unofficial Description: If you don’t like Seth MacFarlane, you can skip this one. If you sometimes like him, check it out. If you love him, I’m assuming you’ve already seen this one. With me – I have to be in the right...
Unofficial Description: I was ridiculously excited when this movie was announced. I bought several collections of Valerian comics and burned through them in preparation. Also, I’m a fan of Luc Besson’s films, which are always visually...
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