Unofficial Description: 21 mins. That’s as far as I got. At this point, I accept it – I am not the audience for these movies. Obviously there are people out there who enjoy the Transformers movies quite a lot – they make tons of...
Oh my fuck. I’m gonna be honest here – when I saw that the CW was launching another DC hero show, I just couldn’t. I couldn’t! Despite what reading this blog may make you think, I don’t actually get a whole lot of...
Unofficial Description: Well. I love Bruce Lee. Excited to have a new movie about his early days. Wish they would’ve made that movie instead of this one. I mean, who sits down and says, “I know! Let’s do a movie about Bruce Lee...
Unofficial Description: Well. This was way better than I had expected it to be. Like – way, way better. I was impressed. I missed the Power Rangers mania that swept this country back in the day. Never got into the show. But I was aware of...
Unofficial Description: In a world where we don’t really need any more reboots, comes a reboot of the stupidest show ever made that totally conquered the world… I’m gonna admit – I never watched Baywatch on television. I...
They say you should never shop hungry, and I agree with that. I’ve done it far too often and walked away with more groceries than I needed. I’m gonna add that you should never write about conventions when your feelings are hurt or...
Official Description: Wow. This just blew me away when I caught it on Netflix. I remember liking the movie “Man on the Moon” with Jim Carrey playing Andy Kaufman, but I had no idea how much he’d gone down the rabbit hole...
Unofficial Description: What The Fuck? There’s all these stories about the offices of National Lampoon or Saturday Night Live, where the writers and actors would do massive amounts of drugs while drinking enough alcohol to bring an elephant...
Unofficial Description: If you don’t like Seth MacFarlane, you can skip this one. If you sometimes like him, check it out. If you love him, I’m assuming you’ve already seen this one. With me – I have to be in the right...
Unofficial Description: I was ridiculously excited when this movie was announced. I bought several collections of Valerian comics and burned through them in preparation. Also, I’m a fan of Luc Besson’s films, which are always visually...
Unofficial Description: Oh boy. Independence Day: Resurgence had so many people saying bad things about it that I decided to wait a very long time to see it. Then, one weekend, I had a little time to kill and decided to rent it and give it a...
Unofficial Description: Ugh. What in the… What a terrible movie! Caught this on Netflix, and I knew going in that it wasn’t going to be the smartest thing ever filmed, but just ugh! I like Charlie Hunnam – who played Jax on Sons...
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