Friday Flick: Seventh Son

SeventhSonOfficial Description: In a time of enchantments when legends and magic collide, the sole remaining warrior of a mystical order (Oscar winner Jeff Bridges) travels to find a prophesied hero born with incredible powers, the last Seventh Son (Ben Barnes of The Chronicles of Narnia). Torn from his quiet life as a farmhand, the unlikely young hero embarks on a daring adventure with his battle-hardened mentor to vanquish a dark queen (Oscar winner Julianne Moore) and the army of supernatural assassins she has dispatched against their kingdom.

Unofficial Description: Um. Can we talk about Jeff Bridges’ voice for a second? I mean, what in hell is going on with him? At first, I thought it was something he was doing for True Grit, and it worked there, but, now, it’s like – all of his characters. All of the time. I can’t get into anything he does anymore because I spend all my time thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR VOICE?”

As for this movie as a whole… It’s based on a book I’ve never heard of that’s part of a trilogy.

My suggestion?

Read the books.