Friday Flick: G.I Joe: Retaliation

Official Description: In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

Unofficial Description: This movie is unwatchable.  Pure, unfiltered shit.  I swear, they paid some 12-year-old in Skittles and corn dogs to shout random things out that someone scribbled down as a ‘script’ mumbling, “Gold… this shit is pure gold…”

I am convinced there is absolutely no vetting process whatsoever in Hollywood anymore.  All you need for a ‘greenlight’ is a series of CGI sequences tied together by ‘popular’ music and clips for the trailer.


1 Comment

  • Clifton Hill Posted August 13, 2013 11:13 pm

    Ah, too bad. After watching the first movie, I was pretty petrified of watching any further G.I. Joe iterations, but with the inclusion of “The Rock”, I kind of wondered maybe it might be half-way ok. Maybe I should just dust off the old 80’s cartoon movie and consider myself content.

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