Official Description: In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.
Unofficial Description: This movie is unwatchable. Pure, unfiltered shit. I swear, they paid some 12-year-old in Skittles and corn dogs to shout random things out that someone scribbled down as a ‘script’ mumbling, “Gold… this shit is pure gold…”
I am convinced there is absolutely no vetting process whatsoever in Hollywood anymore. All you need for a ‘greenlight’ is a series of CGI sequences tied together by ‘popular’ music and clips for the trailer.