Conversations with Stupid

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Me: Hey! Milk time.

Stupid: Who wants a hug?

Me: No, not a hug. I said I want milk.  Give me milk.

Stupid: Okay, okay, I’ll give you a hug!  Come here…

Me: You’re not listening – I said I want milk! Hey! PUT ME DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WANT MILK! MILK! NOT A HUG!

Stupid: There you go.

Me: I LEARNED YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE – WHY CAN’T YOU LEARN MINE!

Stupid: No, that’s all the hugs for now.  I’m writing.

Me: AUGH! YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! HOW DO YOU NOT DIE FROM BEING STUPID!

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