Me: Hey! Milk time.
Stupid: Who wants a hug?
Me: No, not a hug. I said I want milk. Give me milk.
Stupid: Okay, okay, I’ll give you a hug! Come here…
Me: You’re not listening – I said I want milk! Hey! PUT ME DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WANT MILK! MILK! NOT A HUG!
Stupid: There you go.
Me: I LEARNED YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE – WHY CAN’T YOU LEARN MINE!
Stupid: No, that’s all the hugs for now. I’m writing.
Me: AUGH! YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! HOW DO YOU NOT DIE FROM BEING STUPID!