Conversations with Stupid

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Stupid: Blah blah blah

Me: I need your help. I was on the window sill upstairs, and saw a battalion of squirrels forming up for an attack.  Where do you keep the tank?  is it gassed up?

Stupid: Blah blah blah

Me: HEY! LISTEN! We’re about to be attacked by squirrels!  We need to mount a proper defense!

Stupid: Blah blah blah

Me: IT’S LIKE YOU’RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION! THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING!

Stupid: Blah blah blah

Me: Fine! Don’t come whining to me when you have squirrels eating your eyes!

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