…and there was a bug on the toilet seat

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This is not the bug in question, but rather, a stock photo. Just sayin'

This is not the bug in question, but rather, a stock photo. Just sayin’

Walk up, look down, and there’s a bug on the toilet seat.

This is the point where I freak out.  I don’t know why.  I hate bugs.  They should be well aware of the Hester Treaty of 1999 wherein they agree I won’t ever see them, and I agree not to seek them out for squishing.  If, however, they show themselves, let the squishing begin.

In this case, I immediately squished said bug in accordance with Treaty Stipulations.  Then I cleaned the entire toilet top to bottom.  And the floor surrounding it.  Next, I sprayed some bug spray.  At this point, I realized that I sprayed AFTER cleaning, so I recleaned the toilet.

Flush with the heady sensation of accomplishment, I collapsed into the comfy chair and realized I still had to pee…