A Random Thought: Your Fucking Blinker Is On

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traffic jamI’ve been driving behind you on the highway for seven miles now.  Ever since you changed lanes and got in front of me.  Your fucking blinker is still on.  I wish that cars had intercoms so I could tell you.  Or that I could just throw something to get your attention.  Like a brick.  But I doubt you’d notice.  I mean, you aren’t paying attention to the fact that your blinker has been on for the last seven miles, so would a brick to the back window catch your attention?  Probably not.  Does it tick-tick-tick, your blinker?  Can you not hear the ticking?  Maybe you have the radio on.  Or maybe you’re texting someone.  Dumbass.  I’d move into another lane, only they aren’t moving right now.  Tick-tick-tick.  How can you not notice that?  Seriously?