RANDOM THOUGHTS!
OMG!
/begin random thoughts
….have you ever seen someone who looks perfectly healthy park their car, which has a handicap icon on it somewhere (license plate/mirror), in the handicap spot and then walk into where ever it is without any issues whatsoever? This always makes me pause. I really want to go up to them and ask them what, exactly, their handicap is. Would that be rude? Wrong? Maybe they have a spouse or dependent who legitimately deserves that spot…
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Running through the grocery store shouting, “OH MY GOD THE GROUND BEEF ISN’T COW! IT ISN’T COOOOWWWWWWW” would probably be a bad idea.
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Fries or onion rings – CHOOSE NOW!
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wooo-ooo that smell! Can’t you smell that smell?
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I always find it curious when teenagers gain superpowers and an instant sense of duty and honor. Specifically, boys. I think girls could totally gain an instant sense of duty and honor, but boys… um… no…
Comic book teenage boy:
“You can turn yourself invisible?!”
“Yes, and I will use my power TO DEFEND THE WEAK AND INNOCENT!”
Real teenage boy:
“You can turn yourself invisible?!”
“Yes, and I will use my power to STEAL BEER AND SNEAK INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!”
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More rain? Seriously, nature? Seriously?
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I had to walk out in the freezing rain to get the license plate number off my car to give to the security desk at work because, apparently, they want that now. Yay…
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So far, I have used my new BluRay player exclusively to watch shit streaming from Netflix…
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Just when it got cold again, my furnace stopped heating things… d’oh…
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Shadow the Cat is driving me crazy lately. He is unhappy with my current job/schedule.
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Nothing unreal exists.
/ert
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