Why do fast food places always have 2 windows but the first window has a sign that reads: PLEASE PULL UP TO SECOND WINDOW?
Why, when I tell people who call into my work to purchase television service that I need a credit card, do they say, “Okay, I have it here. Do you need the numbers?” No, I just need you to wave it over the phone…
Why do people who never, ever check their voicemail, have voicemail?
Why do people like Quentin Tarantino movies? Seriously. I just don’t get it.
Pea soup. Looks like puke, so why would you eat it? I mean, who thought, “Whoa! I’ve made a soup that looks like puke! People will want to eat this!”
The continuing popularity of the television show ‘Wife Swap’.
Why people still have and use, dial up Internet.
The end of Lost.
Potpourri.
The appeal of pillows on top of your couch, thus keeping you from sitting on your couch…
Calculus.
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Try yellow split pea soup. It looks less like puke. OK, it looks a little like beige puke. Add some nice smoked white cheddar and make sure you eat it in the middle of winter. It’s food for when your body wants to squirrel away starches.
“Why do people like Quentin Tarantino movies? Seriously. I just don’t get it.”
I don’t get it either. I’ve tried a few of them and always walked away disgusted at wasting my money and time on them. Never again. If he’s even remotely related to a movie, I avoid it.
“Why people still have and use, dial up Internet.”
Huh. Never thought that technology was still around. There are still ISPs with modems???
“The appeal of pillows on top of your couch, thus keeping you from sitting on your couch…”
This has always been a great pet-peeve of mine. Why turn a 3-person couch into a 1-person couch with throw pillows? I just don’t get it….
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