Most people keep going. You have plenty of time.
Another sign, “Right Two Lanes-HWY 1050-4 Miles.”
Again, you keep going. I mean, you still have plenty of time.
Another sign, “Right Two Lanes-HWY 1050-3 Miles.”
Okay. You need to start paying attention. In 3 miles, you’re going to exit the highway, right?
Another sign, “Right Two Lanes-HWY 1050-2 Miles.”
2 miles people. -2- miles! You’re still in the right lane, I am behind you because this is my exit. I am assuming it’s your exit too.
Another sign, “Right Two Lanes-HWY 1050-1 Mile.”
Here we go. Time to exit. The lines on the road have even changed to those dashed-lines. Everything is telling you – it’s time to exit.
Sign: “RIGHT FUCKING NOW-HWY 1050-RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
Suddenly, you swerve. What the fuck? What are you doing? The car in the lane next to you is ALSO EXITING! Now you’re trying to muscle your way over??????
ARE YOU STUPID? CAN YOU NOT READ? THE SIGNS HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR 5 MILES THAT YOU ARE IN A FUCKING EXIT LANE! DID YOU SOMEHOW MISS ALL THOSE SIGNS?
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
OH MY GOD!!
YOU ARE SLAMMING ON YOUR BREAKS!! ON THE HIGHWAY!!
I NOW WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BREED!