Friday Flick: Valhalla Rising

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Official Description: Acclaimed Danish director Nicholas Winding Refn follows his worldwide smash Pusher trilogy and the widely praised Bronson with his most daring film yet. Valhalla Rising is a brutally beautiful Viking film with international star Mads Mikkelsen ( Casino Royale, Clash Of The Titans ) as One Eye, a chained prisoner forced to fight to the death for the entertainment of his captors. When One Eye escapes, he stumbles upon a group of warriors headed to the Crusades. But fate has something else in store, as the men drift into the New World, where savages stalk them one by one in increasingly violent ways. Is One Eye an avenging angel or just the guiltiest of them all? The answers can be found in this ruthless, hallucinatory, one of a kind journey.

Unofficial Description: That guy from Casino Royale all covered in mud killing people.

I am going to be honest with you.  I watched ‘Part One’ (Yes, it actually does Part One, Part Two, etc.), and then shut this shit off.

Seriously.

No.