Random Thoughts for Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
/brt
I want egg salad.
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“…and you are?”
“Bond. James Bond.”
“The secret agent?”
“uh…”
“Cuz there’s a secret agent named James Bond who tells everyone his name. He’s really famous. For telling people his name. And being a secret agent.”
“uh…”
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While my laptop was being serviced, I read a book and played an XBOX game. The book I bought years ago, then bought it again as an eBook a couple months back when the trilogy came up in an eBook bundle. The game I bought last year with some others that I picked up cheap online.
Seeing a pattern here?
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The game is Fable III. A more stupid game has never been developed by anyone ever. Seriously.
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(no wonder it was so cheap)
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The Apple store was packed. Again.
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I hate malls.
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Schwarma.
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If you could have any superpower from any superhero, which would you choose?
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Star Wars Episode 7: Rise of the Ewoks
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Mon Motha: What’s happening?
Wedge Antilles: They’re swarming all over us! OH GODS! THEY JUST ATE CHEWIE!
Mon Motha: WHO? WHO ATE CHEWIE?!
Wedge Antilles: THE FREAKING EWOKS! THEY’RE CANNIBALS!
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*at Disney*
“What if we could link Star Wars to Blade Runner?”
“Oooo – that’s good! No one could be pissed about that…”
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*at the Skywalker Ranch*
George Lucas: I sense a disturban-oh, hey, the check cleared. FUCK YOU FANDOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/ert
~P
1 Comment
Fable 3 was horribly, disappointingly bad.
Also, schwarma.
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