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/brt

I want egg salad.

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“…and you are?”

“Bond.  James Bond.”

“The secret agent?”

“uh…”

“Cuz there’s a secret agent named James Bond who tells everyone his name.  He’s really famous.  For telling people his name.  And being a secret agent.”

“uh…”

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While my laptop was being serviced, I read a book and played an XBOX game.  The book I bought years ago, then bought it again as an eBook a couple months back when the trilogy came up in an eBook bundle.  The game I bought last year with some others that I picked up cheap online.

Seeing a pattern here?

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The game is Fable III.  A more stupid game has never been developed by anyone ever.  Seriously.

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(no wonder it was so cheap)

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The Apple store was packed.  Again.

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I hate malls.

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Schwarma.

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If you could have any superpower from any superhero, which would you choose?

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Star Wars Episode 7: Rise of the Ewoks

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Mon Motha: What’s happening?

Wedge Antilles: They’re swarming all over us!  OH GODS! THEY JUST ATE CHEWIE!

Mon Motha: WHO?  WHO ATE CHEWIE?!

Wedge Antilles: THE FREAKING EWOKS! THEY’RE CANNIBALS!

* * *

*at Disney*

“What if we could link Star Wars to Blade Runner?”

“Oooo – that’s good!  No one could be pissed about that…”

* * *

*at the Skywalker Ranch*

George Lucas: I sense a disturban-oh, hey, the check cleared. FUCK YOU FANDOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

/ert

~P

1 comment for “Random Thoughts

  1. Rick
    November 15, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Fable 3 was horribly, disappointingly bad.

    Also, schwarma.

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