Trying to learn, I copied the cover of a G.I. Joe comic book…
“I am Cobra Commander!”
“OH MY GOD! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS?!”
“…what?”
“YOUR LEGS! THEY’RE LIKE STICKS! HOW ARE THEY EVEN HOLDING UP YOUR UPPER BODY?!”
“…oh! Um… Never mind that! COBR-”
“DUDE! SERIOUSLY! YOUR LEGS LOOK LIKE TOOTHPICKS! DOESN’T THAT FREAKING HURT?”
“Look, shut up! I’m Cobra Commander! My legs are, um, fine!”
“NO, REALLY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR LEGS?!”
*shoots him* “COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
~P
Make me famous:
That, or he’d have Destro shoot you.
“Destro and the Baroness, playing on the clarinet…”