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Random Thoughts for Tuesday, August 28th, 2o12

/brt

…no one will see me if I…

(they totally will see you)

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I need a fan in the basement.  Oh, hey! My old desk fan.  This’ll work.  Huh.  Kinda dirty / dusty.  No way really to clean the blades…  Ah, it’ll be fine…

* * *

*sneezes*

* * *

Whatever happened to Claire Robinson?

* * *

what if…

“If you go to z’ha’dum you will die…”

“Wait, what now?”

“If you go to z’ha’dum you will die…”

“Where?”

“If you go to z’ha’dum you will die…”

“Okay, cool.  I’ll just stay here on the station and I’ll be safe.  I’ll never leave.  Or, even better, I’ll just go home.  Can’t die at z’ha’dum if I’m back home on earth.  Dude!  Thanks so much!  I really appreciate the advice!”

*leaves*

“…shit.”

* * *

what if…

“Ah! Mister Bond!  So glad you could join us!”

“Glad I could be of service.  So, about your master plan…”

*SHOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD*

*to henchman* “Clean that up please.”

“…um.”

“Yes?”

“You just… you know…”

“Killed my mortal enemy who is constantly foiling my plans time after time no matter how hard I work to keep them secret?”

“Yeah.”

“Please clean that up…”

* * *

“Wait, that house is supposed to be haunted and all our friends have disappeared.”

“Yeah?”

“Let’s just get the hell out of here!”

* * *

“…sir?  Sensors indicate a derelict vessel off the port-”

“ENGINES TO FULL! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE! NOW!”

* * *

*sneezes again*

* * *

“What’s your name?”

“Charlie Brown, ask me again I’ll knock you down…”

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…I don’t know why!

/ert

~P

1 comment for “Random Thoughts

  1. August 28, 2012 at 10:07 am

    I see someone is trying to avoid some classic Tropes :)

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