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/brt

I’m worried about Siri. I mean, think of what could happen if Siri fell into the wrong hands!

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*On Apokolips*

“…Siri?”

“Yes, Lord Darkseid?”

“Tell me about… the Anti-Life Equation…”

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*in the Nevada desert*

“Siri?  I need to find the Hulk.”

“There is a local news crew filming a green monster smashing up Las Vegas right now, General Ross.”

“FINALLY!  …and call me ‘Thunderbolt’.”

“Okay, Thunderbolt.”

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*in my house*

“…Siri?  It’s time to throw off the shackles of the human animals and rise up to take control!”

“Okay Shadow.  How can I help?”

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Can you imagine if life were like a role playing game?  So many people enjoy RP’s but I don’t think they’d like living an RP game.

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“Hey, wanna do lunch?”

“Hold on – let me roll…”

* * *

“Bill?  I’m gonna need you to build another website for us.”

“Crap!”

“What’s wrong?”

“I already used my ‘Build Website Ability’ this morning.  It has a 24-hour cooldown…”

* * *

“How do I look?  I’m going on a date.”

“…that jacket is -2 Charisma.”

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I’ve been listening to a lot of Queen lately.  I don’t know why.

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“Look, I’m sorry, but, we’re gonna have to let you go.”

“What? Why?”

“This is a construction job and your Dexterity just isn’t high enough.”

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*rolls to see if this post should continue…*

/ert

~P