Hi. My name is Patrick, and I’m a chronic doodler.
I tried to get help once, but they gave me some forms to fill out, and a pen… I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF! I drew the Joker where it said ‘Name’…
This week’s doodle comes with a diddy. (see what I did there?)
To the melody of ‘The Candy Man’
Who remembers blood types?
And everyone’s birthday?
Names of every cousin and the day they first met
The Elephant Man. The Elephant Man. (shut up! It sounded funnier in my head!)
I pictured this in my head as an elephant with bat ears… BatElephantMan or something…
“Who are you?”
Hmm. Doesn’t really roll off the tongue.
Still – Nolan? Call me…